The Great Train Robbery
___┬──┬__ ______ _ ∙ `|╓┐╓┐╓┐| |\|‾‾|/| ,:;. |o| _| ||╙┘╙┘╙┘|╌╌|/|∙∙|\|╌╌|‾‾‾‾|╌╌|───∙() ‾'oo‾‾oo' 'oo‾‾oo' 'o‾‾o' 'o‾oo'\\
“Well now, listen up, boys. Word is there’s a train fixin’ to roll through our humble little town. But this ain’t no ordinary iron horse, no sir. This one’s belly’s stuffed to the brim with glitterin’ gold.
Now I reckon a gift like that don’t just come knockin’ polite on a man’s door twice in his lifetime. So here’s what I’m thinkin’: we saddle up, lay in wait along the tracks, and relieve that train of its shiny burden for our own considerable trouble.
Why let all that glitter roll on by, fat and happy, when it could be jinglin’ sweet in our own pockets? I say we stop that train, help ourselves to its treasure, and ride off richer than kings at high noon.”
press [Enter] to continue
You are about to play a 7-day Roguelike adventure. This is not your ordinary game nor your ordinary webpage. The only allowed input device is your computer's keyboard.
This game's random seed is . Press [E] to edit it, hit [Enter] to start.